Like my books and want to kick it via zoom? Donate! Pay for my company! (It’s like therapy only less helpful)

Authors have too many rules I think. They are often not that fun. They don’t want to deal with the off chance crazy person. Whereas, my entire life has been dealing with crazy people!

Woohoo!

So, to the best of my understanding this is a new idea. Take it with a grain of salt, add that salt to a margarita, and just do it.

If you donate, just email ianjamesqualitybooks@gmail.com with the time/date and amount of donation, and we can kick it via zoom for ten to fifteen minutes for free. I’m pretty damn cool. You’ll dig it.

It doesn’t matter if you donate $1 or $1,000, it will still happen. Because I’m chill.

Well, honestly…, I’ll probably be in a better mood if you donate $1,000.

But don’t go hog wild, ya’ all.

Oh, and everyone who signs up for a monthly donation gets one free short story a month! Doesn’t matter how much you sign up for, either. You get brilliant free content, well, kind of free - you donated. But let us pretend, like actors at award shows thinking they actually worked hard.

This is my experiment. I’ll do it even if someone tries to convince me Noah’s Ark was a spaceship again (Amtrack is interesting). ’ll put a sample one on here soon for free so people have an idea what to expect, and we’ll roll from there!

You can redeem this once in a lifetime offer at Ianjamesodle@gmail.com

They’ll likely be around ten pages long.

Disclaimer: You know, this wouldn’t be technically free because you donated real-word, theoretically made-up money. If we hit it off, then perhaps we’ll chat longer. I’m not doing shit.