MEET MARTY

  • "Everyone is part of history. Most just don't realize it yet."

  • "The difference between wisdom and regret is usually about 20 years."

  • "Immortality doesn't make you wise. It just gives you more opera-tunities to be wrong."

  • "History is mostly people making poor decisions with great confidence."

  • "Technically, I started three wars. In my defense, I was bored."

  • "I’ve had a very long time to perfect the art of minding everyone else’s business."

  • "I invented coffee. You're welcome."

  • "Immortal. Unpredictable. Occasionally helpful."

  • "I don't meddle. I provide opera-tunities for chaos."

  • "I know exactly what I'm doing. That's what scares everyone."

  • "People call me mysterious. That's because I rarely ever answer the question I was asked."

  • "Thanks to me, the universe has a sense of humor."

  • "I remember the good old days. They weren't."

  • "I was there. It made less sense at the time."

STORIES OF

MYSTERY.

HISTORY.

IMMORTALITY.

AND THE CHOICES THAT DEFINE US.

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